Last week, Rowan the Wrangler got the VIP tour of the famous Detroit men’s bathhouse, BODY ZONE.
The Body Zone is an essential destination for men in the Midwest. It’s a place where guys can relax, meet, workout, and have a fuckton of sex 24 hours a day.
The staff of the club are, really (this is no joke) just the best. Friendly, helpful, patient, studly. (Sorry, but photos of the staff were not allowed! Understandable, but unfortunate!)
The building itself is HUGE. The interior is spotless (well, perhaps until later, when that bukkake party happens)…
Located int he Cadillac Heights area of the the city, the sex club is centrally located. And…it’s right across the street from a brand new mega church! Asked about being next to such a place where fundies go, the owner of Body Zone said, “You know, it’s hasn’t been an issue. In fact, I think business has increased since that mega church moved in to the neighborhood!”
Open 24-7, every night and day offers something a little different for the huge, diverse group of guys who visit the club.
One of the things we like about bathhouses is that the people are friendly. Very, VERY friendly!
Keeping with the name of the establishment, Body Zone has a gym that offers all the machines and free weights you could want for your work out.
The HUGE open shower room makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting down and dirty!
Forgot something? Like your favorite toy or douche? BZ has got you covered with vending machines that provide quite a variety of stuff!
There are literally dozens of private rooms at BZ. Some have TVs so you can watch your favorite porn channel (duh, like TREASURE ISLAND MEDIA, for instance!). Some have mirrors on the ceilings, but Rowan kept getting blinded by the flash on the camera when he tried to take photos of them.
There is even an infra-red light chamber you can use! Infra-red treatment purports to benefit your skin and cells, to revitalize you and rejuvenate you. (We, of course, don’t claim that it does, but it does make you feel good and warm!)
Gotta keep that energy up if you’re gonna go all night! Snacks and bottle water are there for you at Body Zone so that you won’t get hangry.
BODY ZONE is located at 1617 E McNichols Rd, Detroit, MI 48203
The bathhouse is open 24/7! We love it when guys are always open, don’t you?
We will see YOU there next time we are in DETROIT!
Thanks for the info!