I recently had the pleasure of meeting a true fan and porn collector. He brought along the covers of all of my DVDs, in plastic protective pockets, for me to sign them. They’ll be returned to his extensive collection of gay porn and art, along with this Suck Dick, Save the World card, which I had from Paul (you get one when you join the cocksucking cult), and which I added my signature to. As far as I’m aware, that’s the only place both of our signatures can be found on the same item, and it couldn’t be going to a safer home.
Thanks again to the anonymous collector. It was a pleasure meeting you, you hoarding pervert.