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If Twisted Pictures wants to bring its Saw movie franchise back from the dead, producers should consider using North Carolina-based Charles L. Worley as inspiration for their lunatic villain. In a sermon given to a mob of blood-thirsty homophobes at Providence Road Baptist Church on Sunday, Worley announces that he’s figured out how to get rid of homosezzuals during an impromptu audition for the role.

Take a xanax and follow the jump to let Worley pitch you his deranged plan.

Towleroad has some of the transcript:

“I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers,” he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. “Build a great, big, large fence—150 or 100 mile long—put all the lesbians in there… Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can’t get out… And you know what, in a few years, they’ll die.” Worley fails to understand that gay people are born, not made, and that there would just be more LGBT folk coming down the line.

He also stated that if he’s asked who he’ll vote for, he’ll reply, “I’m not going to vote for a baby killer and a homosexual lover.”

The not-so-holy man concludes, “God have mercy. It makes me pukin’ sick to think about—I don’t even whether or not to say this in the pulpit—can you imagine kissing some man?”

Praise Jesus?

Story Courtesy of Instinct Magazine 

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