“My thoughts on SLAMMED”

This is an email I received about SLAMMED.

“Dear Liam,

When I saw the trailer for SLAMMED, I felt a shock–TIM advocating shooting meth in a sex tape? (Although the meth was more implied than seen.) My brain made little disapproving “cluck-cluck” noises, and I added it to the list of TIM videos I would not be buying.

Later when I was buying other titles, I figured I’d throw in Slammed–after all, your sex videos ARE hot, and surely, the meth-slamming, if it even happened, would be a minor and ignorable portion of the action.

Jon Phelps is hot! But–when I saw his arm stretched out, palm up, in the “shoot-up” position, my heart skipped a beat, and my brain said, “stop this shit. Don’t glorify meth.” My partner’s ex ruined himself, and several other people’s lives, slamming meth. Problem: my cock got stiff and started oozing, at the thought!

As I watched Keiran fuck Jon, the shock wore off, and I really dug the raw chemistry between the two. (No puns intended.) Keiran is really hot, in an animal sort of way. That cock is beautiful. And Keiran knows what I learned a long time ago–eating a thoroughly-fucked, wide-open asshole is a real pleasure.

When the needle came back out, my heart sank. “Oh, no, not more of that, please.” But when Keiran asked Jon if he was feeling the meth rush, and he replied, “I feel nasty,” I nearly shot my wad. Right then and there. My cock stayed rock hard and leaking for the rest of the video. I stopped fast-forwarding at all, since I was digging the frequent comments.

When the group thinned out (exactly how many guys fucked Jon that evening, anyway?) and became a foursome, I was still loving it. When Jon said, after downing some sort of drink, “if I pass out, don’t worry, just fuck me,” well, my cock throbbed and leaked in appreciation. The only reason I hadn’t had an orgasm so far is because I had just jerked off a few hours before putting on the video, and I really didn’t expect to cum again. But when Jon sat his cummy hole down on somebody’s mouth, well, I shot a huge load onto my face, my mustache and beard. Wow. When is the last time that happened? Plus, I kept on watching–another testament to your skill. I NEVER finish a DVD right after I shoot. But it was so nice seeing the hung, commanding top Keiran get fucked. It was nice seeing him get fucked while watching his “boy” Jon get fucked at the same time. And, it was nice seeing the four guys spending so much time kissing while they fuck. Not enough of that in any porn these days.

So: what do I think? That depends on whether you ask my brain or my dick. My dick says, hey, if meth can produce a fuck-crazed boy like Jon and a hot video like Slammed, who the fuck cares? My brain is pissed off. My brain can’t manage the disagreement between my intellect and my libido. My brain says, Fuck you, Liam! My cock says, thanks!

(By the way, the last time I faced this kind of dissonance was when I finally admitted to myself that I really dig the idea of a man sucking off a horse. I went from being terrified of the thought, and my attraction to it, to actually admitting I was really into it. Here’s my favorite example, in case you’re curious. Not great detail, though. You and Paul wouldn’t want to make some high-quality horse-porn, would you? The genre could use improving (evil grin) )”