Brit-PIG Diaries || NIGHT OUT

Hello again, fellow pigs and perverts. What a busy few weeks it has been but finally the HusPig and I have a comfortable little sty we can call home. We found our new place through a profile advert we saw on Scruff, of all places! Hook up apps are for more than just sex? Who knew, right? So, after some careful consideration we have moved into a flat share. Always a bit of a gamble as you don’t really know what kind of situation you are moving into until you have been there for a while. Well let me tell you, from the word go it has become apparent that we have moved into a hectic, lively, fun filled, 24/7 adventure of a household. Who needs a television when you are living in a soap opera? However, after 2 weeks here I now look forward to getting home from the office to hear about the next installment of a day in the life of my crazy new housemates. Lets just say, there is never a dull moment! 

We have been really busy in the London TIM office working on Liam’s next DVD, MAN-CUNT. I have sat catching glimpses of it being edited next to me and I’d be lying if I said I have not disappeared off to the toilet for a quick wank from time to time: Keiran is such a hot fucker! The Pre release scene is in the pipeline and will be going live shortly.

But it’s not all work and no play for us in the office so we all had a night out to go and see the closing David Hoyle performance at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern followed by a drink in The Eagle. I have forgotten just how much of a lightweight I am when it comes to alcohol: I was pissed before I left the flat and I had only had one can of Kestrel Super! Lets just say I’m a cheap date! By the time we arrived at The Eagle, my condition was, how could I put it: Beyond merry! This was my first time in the Eagle on a mid week night and I wasn’t expecting it to be as much fun as it turned out to be! HusPig and I quickly clocked the curtained off play area as we headed to the bar and we both exchanged a cheeky knowing smile with each other. He is a filthy fucker and I know exactly how his mind works!

When we arrived at the bar we ordered some drinks and chatted with the guys. Liam was having a conversation about Adolf Hitler slamming crystal meth during world war two and Willem Bone was regaling us all, in a most animated fashion, with the tale of his abject irritation of how loudly I hit the keys when I type and how he wanted to kill me today. We struck up a conversation with a very handsome tall guy stood near by us. He seemed very interested in the both of us and it wasn’t long before HusPig had his hand down the guys trousers. The look on his face told me everything I needed to know: This guy was packing something large down there! Two minutes later HusPig was marching me over to the play area, the handsome guy followed.

Behind the curtain there were a few guys playing and several stood around jacking off. As the tall guy followed us in it wasn’t long before I was on my knees sniffing at his crotch. He undid his pants and pulled out a monster of a cock. My ass started to twitch when I saw it. HusPig however didn’t want me on my knees and while I was working this beautiful cock, feeling it swell in my mouth and throat he brought me up off my knees and unfastened my jeans. I was now bent over with my ass in the air and my face being fucked by a monster cock. I could hear HusPig behind me egging on the other guys in the room to fuck my ass and it wasn’t long before I felt a glob of spit hit my ass crack and dribble over my hole, quickly followed by hard cock pushing in deep. I had no idea who the guy was but his cock felt great in my ass! After a few minutes of being spit roasted the guy pulled out to be replaced quickly by another cock. The HusPig was pimping my ass out! Another 3 guys took their turns on my hole, and all the time I kept swallowing down that big cock, saliva now dribbling from my mouth. the last guy pulled out and I waited for the next. My hole felt hot and hungry. HusPig span me around and grinned at me.

“Go on, back onto it.”

As I pushed back some of the guys in front of me moved forward. The spit roast continued whilst the tall guy with the monster cock fucked my hole slowly to start but building up pace and depth. By the time he shot his load deep up me he was pounding my arse so hard I was finding it hard to keep my balance. I waited for him to pull out and span around again quickly to clean off the last of his load. Fuck me it was good tasting cum!

When we returned to the bar Liam and Willem eyed me knowingly with a loot of amusement.

“We can’t take you anywhere can we Bruce?”

How quickly they have gotten to know me!

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