Three weeks ago we were thrilled to discover our favorite Drag Queen Alaska Thunderfuck had given Treasure Island Media a shout out in her video for American Apparel Ad Girls along side Courtney Act and Willam. In this exclusive interview with Alaska, George Habibi learns that the rumors about Alaska and Boomer Banks are TRUE, which queen has the biggest dick, and how to fist with long fingernails. As a special treat for Alaska fans we’re taking $29.00 OFF of our two-disc Dawson’s 50 Load Weekend Collection! Just go to this link and enter discount coupon ALASKA5000 at checkout.
George: You’ve Mentioned Dawson quite a few times in your awesome music videos so you have to tell us your secret. Have you taken more loads than Dawson?
Alaska: No, he’s a superhero of load-taking. he has super powers, that’s why we love him so much. I can’t do all that myself, I don’t have enough time!
George: Not even with all the travel? You don’t get to meet all the different people in the restrooms stops, on planes and stuff?
Alaska: ARE YOU Really? I really love that that’s the vision you have of my life (Laughs). I’m gonna let you keep that vision, I’m not going to ruin it for you!
George: Are you a big fan of TIM, do you watch a lot of our videos?
Alaska: I am, I’m a huge fan. It’s a brilliant “go-to” and I think that that’s why you keep coming up in my songs because I just write whatever’s in my brain so apparently you’re on my brain all the time.
George: That’s awesome! I’m gonna send you all our videos
Alaska: I must be Drunk on Cum and a total Fucktard.
George: You are, you must be. That would be a great song, could you do a Beyonce parody of Drunk on Cum? That would be awesome! Just putting that out there
Alaska: OOOH that’s a good idea, i’ll put that in the notebook.
George: So another question I had is: what happens if you get a hard-on with your tuck?
Alaska: Ok, this is a huge confession but I don’t really tuck in a traditional sense.
George: GASP! How so?
Alaska: OK well If you look at Willam and Courtney they put their balls inside them and then past the empty ball skin around themselves. I don’t do any of that because I think it’s kind of barbaric and it really hurts. I just wear a bunch of pantyhoses and and mash it down and hope it isn’t too distracting. If I do get aroused, which is hard when you’re wearing a bunch of pantyhose. But if I do it just sort of swells up and doesn’t really get out of control.
George: So it just looks like one big moose knuckle?
Alaska: Exactly!!! Its really beautiful
George: Are you fucking Boomer Banks?
Alaska: Am I fucking Boomer Banks? Well I’m not fucking him, let’s just put it that way…
George: That definitely says a lot! So my next question is, how hard is fisting with the long press-on nails?
Alaska: Well, I mean I love it (Laughs). As a fisting top it works great for me but we’re still working on it in research and development.
George: Who has a bigger dick: Sharon Needles or RuPaul?
Alaska: Oh my goodness. I don’t know for certain but probably Ru Paul. I think Ru Paul has a bigger dick than anybody.
George: I probably have to agree with you there, Rupaul has a bigger dick than everybody. Can you walk me through the proper way to pop? Especially in San Francisco but nobody seems to be getting it right!
Alaska: Well it’s really important and honestly I started out trying to do it which starts out further back in your mouth but it’s not proper place to do it. I was taught by Alyssa Edwards who is one of the queens of the pop. So I dedicated myself to practicing and it’s been like a year for me to learn how to do it properly. If you’re dedicated you will learn. It happens further up in the front of your mouth and your tongue goes up against the roof of your mouth and you suck all the air out and you pull it down really fast and it creates a vacuum and that’s what the pop comes from.
George: Gotcha, is it helpful when giving head?
Alaska: Well I haven’t had any complaints yet!
George: Are you a cut or uncut type of girl? What do you usually go for?
Alaska: Well I was in Europe and everyone has foreskin over there so I saw it. I judged Porn Idol which is a fully nude amateur stripper contest and I think I saw more foreskin in one night than I’ve ever seen in my whole life. But I think it’s cool, I think all dicks are cool. Whether it has a helmet on or not it’s fine by me.
George: Love that response.. Do you prefer poppers or viagra when you’re playing, or both? Its probably not a good idea to do both at the same time
Alaska: Oh its not? Can you die from that?
George: It might lower your blood pressure to a dangerous level but who’s paying attention anyways
Alaska: Well, I’ve never tried Viagra but I tried Cialis but it was just sort of frustrating because I feel like I’m always on Cialis naturally so it was just too much boner. I’ll say poppers.
George: That’s all the questions I have for you, would you like to add anything for our fans?
Alaska: Well I just wanna say that my hit single “Ru Girl” is available on iTunes which also refers to Dawson.
George: Of course! You’re a Mothafuckin Ru Girl
Alaska: And go to American Apparel and watch our video for them “American Apparel Ad Girls”
George: We love you, we love your videos, thanks for the shout out and we hope you keep up all the awesome work
Alaska: Absoluuuuuuutly! I love YOU guys and I hope you keep up the good work.
Love alaska..does she like girls or is she strictly dickly!!?
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Omg this happened. Yes!