Here’s KENNY’s ass!
Today at the office we were regaled with the story of Kenny’s doctor visit. It went a little something like this: the nurse had just informed Kenny that the shot he was doomed to endure was to be stabbed deep into the muscles of his buttocks.
As Kenny tells it, what he was asked to do next was described in a needlessly gruesome manner: “Get up on the table with your rectum facing up!” the nurse bellowed, “This is gonna’ hurt…” She then grasped our fair Kenny’s ass twice, each time administering hospital-grade pain throughout each fleshy globe.
Conclusively and quite scientifically, we scrutinized Kenny’s ass to ensure there was no visible bruising or irritation. What do you think?