Hi, horny fuckers (hehe).
This week is a bit of a follow up on last week’s blog entry, dealing with the cheating aspect of relationships. As I’ve learnt over the years, most relationships have them: at one point or another, there is that little unspoken fuck in the toilets at a club while your bf was out of town, or the blowjob in a sauna at the gym when no one is watching.
It’s all fine, guys, but I think it’s important to be honest with your partner about them. This is how I dealt with one such experience in the past (maybe not so admirable but it was fun to plan and execute, hehe):
I had a bf who I knew was cheating on me. When I confronted him about it and asked him to come clean with me, assuring him I wouldn’t be upset, he just couldn’t do it. (No doubt this was caused by modern society’s pressure on how we should think in terms of monogamy, etc., blah blah blah.)
Anyhow, I decided to set a trap; knowing my ex, I had to make it an elaborate one. So I created a fake online profile on Gaydar with some hot pics of a sexy guy I knew he would like (not too hot, though, since it had to be believable at the same time), and started messaging him from it.
I told my ex I was going to Sweden. He saw me book the tickets but I told him I was leaving a day before I actually was. While my online alter-ego was arranging a fuck with my ex at his place, I was on the phone with him saying bye while he wished me a safe journey. I finished off my online chat telling him to make sure he was well lubed up, to leave the door open and be on his bed face-down, which he thought was a horny idea.
When I went to see him, his door was, indeed, open. I sneaked into the bedroom, where he was lying face down, ass up, his bum cheeks spread wide open for me. Without saying a word, I ripped of my trackies (I was bare-chested as it was a hot day). I was going commando for easy cock access and was hard in a tick, on top of him quickly, forcing my throbbing cock into his juicy boy hole. I pressed his head into the pillow when he tried to turn around to face me. Then, as I shot a huge load into his arse, I said, “So, Mr. Cheater, having a good day so far?”
The speed with which he turned around to face me was incredible, and the look on his face—god, it was amazing, lol. I’ve never seen such a guilty pleasured face. I noticed that the sheets were all wet with cum, so he had clearly enjoyed the fuck.
The first thing he said, believe it or not, was, “I knew it was you all along.” As if! That face betrayed him.
Anyhow, we sat down and had a long talk, and again I explained to him I’m not like other stereotypical boys with jealousy issues. I can understand feeling horny and wanting variety; that’s all natural and what it is like being a man. The most important thing for me, though, is honesty between two guys. That’s gold.
On another note, I had another bf “popping out to see his sister” here in London at 23.00 after chatting on Gaydar all evening… Please, can we make it more obvious? Oh yes, hang on—half an hour after he left, his sister called from Greece. Oh dear, honesty always wins, hehe.
Horny at work now, need a lubed up boy to fuck, hehe.