I don’t know about you, but I have watched more of the Olympics this year than and I have before. Is it the ubiquitous coverage? The heart-warming and heart-wrenching stories of the athletes? The global sense of community that has arisen with the adoption of social media over the past 4 years?
No. It’s the flesh. The pure, unadulterated, beautiful flesh.
Let’s face it. These athletes are hot. Have they always been hot? I’m sure of it. But this is the first time, ever, that we’ve had such access to them. On the field, in the locker rooms, over Twitter, by text, in magazines. Online and off, these athletes are flaunting their perfect bodies for all the world to see. And we love it.
Who hasn’t had a fantasy about seducing a hot, hard-bodied, beautiful athlete? About walking into an open shower room and finding your favorite diver, or soccer player, or track star, or gymnast lathering up a hard-on and presenting it openly to you?
Who hasn’t fantasized about getting gang-raped by the entire football team, basking in the cum-drenched glory of the scene that just took place, wallowing in the sweat, lust, and shame that fills the room?
Well this Olympiad has certainly made those fantasies easier to visualize. To be honest, I’ve all but forgone watching porn these past two weeks in favor of catching every glimpse I can of these gorgeous demigods.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of any room in the orgy that is the Olympic Village.
ESPN reports that, during the Sydney Games in 2008, 70,000 condoms were ordered for the Village…and another 20,000 after that. This year, in London, over 100,000 condoms were issued at the beginning of the games and athletes are still reporting shortages. Although, I’m certain that there is plenty of barebacking and gay sex going on throughout the Village and across London.
And how do I know that? Because they broke Grindr! That’s right… There was SO much potential gay hooking up going on the very first few days that the athletes got to London that they killed the popular gay dating app.
This year, there are only 21 openly gay athletes and only three of them are men. There are, however, far more than that to fantasize about. My favorites, by far, have been the gymnasts. They are mesmerizing. I don’t care how short or how tall they are, they are gorgeous.
Team USA.
Team GB.
Team Brazil.
I could (and may, in fact) beat off to these boys for weeks to come. American favorite Danell Leyva was my favorite going into the games…probably because of his inherent sluttiness and his Cuban roots.
Jake Dalton, Louis Smith, Arthur Nabarrete Zanetti, Marcel Nguyen, Sam Mikulak, Jake Dalton.
These are what my wettest dreams are made of. From the furtive looks between teammates to the exceedingly gay girls of AbFab…
I’m certain this is going to go down as one of the gayest (and greatest) Olympiads ever. Something frigid Russia should keep in mind for 2014 and something Brazil, no doubt, will “hole-heartedly” embrace.
xxx,
Adam
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I wanted to be the cum dumpster for the USA mens gymnastics team…
that pic of the diver, i wonder why they edited out his cock? hehe or maybe he has a gravity denying one hehe,
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